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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Ode to Mother with superiority complex- the alpha mom



This is dedicated to mommies who irritate me. The PTA Queen.
This is an ode to the self proclaimed, can do all person, and the anti team mate

Oh mother superior...
You have an eye of a dreamer and when you look around its only mirrors you see clear
You have mirrors in your head and mirrors in your bed
There is no other face that that can score an ace
With lofty ideas you float around like a cloud, ignoring others, who can also think, all around

You think other parents are quite lazy, You think other parents are very busy
You move on with your plans, assuming no one else will bother
You pen down your thoughts, without involving any other
You walk like a princess, with your head in the air
You ignore other parents and giving them real scare

You manage the teachers, manage the kids, manage the housework, manage the meals
You are so good at juggling one thing and then another
For you, the other people don't exists , don't matter

When you call for a school meeting, or arrange a fete'
Emails fly but no work gets done till the D date
Other mothers all runs to save your face, while you sit there with a grimace

But praises will shower only for you, since you have documented proof
And as they all say, fools can be fooled....
I raise a toast to thee, the best fake artist thou always shalt be
With your rude demeanor, you will sting all, like the queen mother bee

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